Virus Like Confetti

It is alarming, if not downright frightening, that in the midst of a crisis affecting the nation and the world, listening to the White House is not such a good idea.

I say that because the White House has developed the nasty habit lately of being less than reliable about passing along the best that medical science has to say about COVID-19. As a matter of fact, the daily White House briefs often as not reveal the President and his chief coronavirus expert at odds with one another. Of all the times to make sure you listened to your scientists and followed their advice, now would be the time, but it's not happening. 

I'm a psychiatrist, not an epidemiologist or politician, but I know enough about all three to know it's wise to recognize your limitations. If Dr. Fauci advised me to be cautious when it came to "opening up" the country, you can bet your life I'm going to be cautious. The last thing I'm going to do is play "guess who's smarter" games while your life is on the line.

The coronavirus health crisis is not make believe. It is not a conspiracy theory. It is not the flu. It is a virus-borne illness that has resulted in the deaths of over 40,458 Americans as of this moment. Over 762,690 cases have been confirmed, by the way, as of this moment. To those who dismiss it and insist on going to church or crowding around protesting, when you get sick, when you need an ICU bed, when you're  desperate for a ventilator, when you'd sell your soul for a doctor and nurse, just remember:  You were warned. 

A flattening of the bell curve as we've started seeing in New York doesn't mean we've got coronavirus on the run. It means what we've been doing to try and reduce its extent appears to be working. That's all it means. 

The good news is, we can still screw this up. All we have to do is lie. Close our minds and lie like our lives depended on it because they just might. Distort reality, deny the truth, and brag about being invincible. See? We still have time. We can still screw this up. 

When COVID-19 reruns hit the theaters this fall, tell you what, let's all go. It's all a hoax, right? Nobody at the White House wears a mask (at least in public) why should we? Forget social distancing. Let's cozy up and cough, sneeze in each other's faces, splattering virus like it was confetti at New Year's. Let's all get sick this time. Maybe even die.

Won't that be fun?


(Image by Mark Waugh and www.cartridgesave.co.uk)